My experience

"I dread going to the doctor's at the best of times so, when I had problems 'you know where', I got myself into a right state. How was I going to explain what was wrong - should I use all the medical terms or stick to plain English? When I got to the surgery the doctor seemed to know exactly why I was there and did all the talking for me - when I asked him how he had guessed what was wrong, he said that the look of pain on my face when I went to sit down gave the game away!"